Dear oh dear - I very nearly became a bed wetter on Tuesday night !!! .
Which I suppose is no real compensation for not going to see Saxon and Anvil last week the reason for that being – Evil Don had no money, which is even odder as my sister phoned me from the gig to ask me something , and neither of us knew the other was going to attend the gig , or in my case not :)
Yes – and back to the bed wetting - I’d better explain what this is first - hadn’t I :)
This “charming” phrase hat Evil Don and myself made up a while ago , refers to a genre of music which encompasses bands like - The Killers , Coldplay , Kaiser Chiefs , Artic Monkeys and of course – Kasabian ., and describes their fans more than anything - referring to a lazy generation that cannot be bothered to get out of
bed , thus piss in it – marvellous - huh :)
Now one of our guys – John - was actually going to see Kasabian on Tuesday night , but the friend he was going with was ill , so he asked me if I wanted to go , and after the initial faux shock - the piss taking began - about having to buy new trousers as I’d have to piss in them at the gig - began , and John just knew he was on to a loser at this point , so I then very “ helpfully” suggested he took Ten Bob Shrinker with him but that would look like his dad was accompanying to the gig ….. etc --- etc ---etc :)
Now you may think I’m being ultra cruel here , but if you remember from my tales in the past , our very own little bedwetter gang at work , usually mercilessly rip the piss out of anyone who do not like their type of music - all day , every day, and of course I wrongly thought that John asking me if I wanted to go see Kasabian was all part of yet another elaborate ploy in the ongoing war – hence my refusal :)
John must have got a little urinating friend to go with him last night as were instantly back to the usual - us and them - war footing today ……….. ……………
……………nothing like a game of football in no mans land :)
