Yes that’s right yet another story about my work mate Keith…………………….
Now - long standing readers of this will remember when Keith had a slight accident in his car , and he insisted on having a replacement of not just the same type of car but the same model , year , colour and mileage , and much to his credit , and two months of searching he actually got one :)
Anyway the type and colour of Keith’s car is fairly standout- ish , and dare I say it very old fashioned , so what’s the probability of two being parked in the same area at once – yes you can see where I’m going here – can’t you :)
So - Keith parked his car - yesterday and went off shopping , came back and tried to switch off “ his cars” alarm and it wouldn’t work , so tried his key in the lock – wouldn’t work , and off went the alarm as a consequence :)
Instead of trying something rational , Keith’s first thoughts were to go and get his angle grinder and cut his way in to the car – I kid you not – which was probably a very bad idea , as he then spotted his own car three spaces down in the car park
Sorry - I can now just imagine the face of the owner of the original car coming back and finding Keith merrily cutting the locks of his car with an angle grinder , and then the look of absolute horror , when he found out it wasn’t Candid Camera .
Jolly Holidays
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I notice , after all the hot air , rhetoric and expensive travel to and from various locations scattered around the globe , at the taxpayers expense of course - our politicians - if indeed and by some miracle , they actually come to an agreement on saving the world environment , are ….
……….and wait for this one………
…….NOT ……..and yes you read that correctly…….NOT…… going to make any of those decisions legally binding. !!! .
The title says it all………doesn’t it .
