I’ve probably mentioned this before -
There’s a guy who has been temporarily seconded to our work place , who has been very uncharitably nicknamed The Tramp – and not by me I hasten to add - but in all fairness he really does live up to his name .
Now - he has a nasty habit of using peoples things - without even asking , and today he was sat drinking out of Keith’s mug , which is probably like using Howard Hughes hanky - before him :).
So we thought about telling Keith , but Dave had got a sneaky photograph of the incident - so an evil plot - then formed .
We put the photograph up on the wall , and added a sticker to Keith’s mug saying –
…………..”Property of The Tramp – Keep Off “………………
.We just sat and acted normally , until a little while later when Keith was drinking his tea , and about half way through his cup , we then attracted his attention to the sticker and then the photograph ……………….…
…………………………….. Keith just screamed ………………
……………W H A T .. ! ! ! ! ! ! ……………
…………….giving the wall an instant - tea coloured make over ……………….
…..a load of very , very naughty swearwords followed , as the poor cup was summarily executed by the tried and tested - bounce off the wall - method .
Keith was last seen running off down the office shouting –
………………. “ where’s that dirty so and so - at !!! “……..
