Well it’s that time again , so I’ve decided to hand out a few awards to the remarkable set of groups and individuals , amongst you all.
“Battle Cry of the People” - Award - not sponsored by Simon Cowell
……il get da joe ….tmoro………
This surprisingly isn’t Latin , and translates to -
……. “I’ll get the Joe Mc Ellery single – tomorrow.” …………….
Which is unfortunately too late as the official chart count - ended midnight on Saturday :)
The award goes out to the “many” Joe Mc Ellery and X Factor fans out there .
Lucky winners out there , will receive a lifetimes supply of lessons in literacy ,
hoop earrings and of course - Burberry base ball caps……...minted …….. :)
The …’ thief of time - Award - sponsored by the global financial industry
The winners of this are - after several years of free holidaying at the taxpayers expense …. …………..I welcome…………..
……..all the political leaders - attending the various .climate conferences at an exotic venue - near you
……… take a bow ladies and gentlemen ……….we love you all …………..
Now with the above in mind , the winners will get a taxpayers sponsored holiday on The Cartaret Islands - scuba gear essential , as they are currently sinking due to increased sea levels , or alternatively – an exclusive - cruise on an iceberg with a starving polar bear – your choice :)
The “Killing in the Name Of….. “ - Award - sponsored by the N.W.O
There are several - high level candidates for this prestigious award - Gordon Brown , George Bush , Barak Obama , and of course - last but definitely least -
Tony Blair
Now after a full - several weeks of “soul searching deliberation” with my top advisors - of which there are various black and white photographs of - detailing my “anguish” in gritty monochrome …….
…………the winner is……………..Barak Obama …………………… .
The prize - well that’s a difficult one –
Maybe a fiddle to play while the world burns , or possibly a lifetime membership of the N.W.O , although I suspect he may have to do a “Michael Jackson” to gain admittance to that particular - little white , boys club. :)
Ok that’s the lot - I’m closed for the holidays now , except for something special on Christmas Day itself - which has become something on an institution for me ……… ………………but then again :)
