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So far , today seems fairly quiet , what with the “ excitement “of battling to work through the snow and black ice on my mountain bike , and adding to that was the fact the lights weren’t on the cycle track !!! , and then of course - nearly getting 20,000 volts up my ass – yesterday :)

Hmmmmmmmmm……..why do I get the sneaky feeling that today - I’m probably being lulled in to a false sense of security by the powers that be , as the local maniac jumps out and embeds an axe in the back of my head :)

Well................ still nothing going on , so I’ll pass a few controversial comments to get things stirred up , thus proving the old adage ….

………idle hands do the devil’s work……


Which fits in quiet nicely with this little gem –

I’m sat here shaking my head at the irony of The Pope , who is head of a religious organization that tortured and killed its way through The Middle Ages , collaborated with Fascism in the 1940’s, abused children and subjugated women all through its modern history - criticising laws in the U.K. that promote equality.

Bricks and glasshouses – gentlemen - is all I’m going to say here.

Still bored…….shall I go and get my Trident ……

…………….that would be my 1970’s Triumph motorcycle , and I’m not sure what you are all thinking - a medieval weapon used to prod sinners – probably………

………you unwashed heathens……… :)

Boredom is a strange thing , as I’m now wondering as if by a strange quirk of fate there is actually a heaven and hell , and whether I should be repenting my sins , but then the word hypocrisy springs in to my mind , and the fact I can commit any number of heinous crimes over and over again , but I’m instantly forgiven for it all , if I confess.

Too easy a way out for ruff tuff mountain bikin’ , electricity repelling guy like me….


…………..* CHOP *..............


………..wooops…….. I forgot about the manic axeman…… :)