Friday, 27 February 2009

Retro Rama 27b

I ‘ve just found a couple of more old D.J. c.d’s and the track listings on them are ….errr…interesting …… but in my defence , they were not just for my own use……………………………….

Huh – flippin’ kids liking this kind of rubbish - I don’t know ….. :).

Ok bullsh*t excuses over - how about a band called The Angry Samoans and a track called ……….and dare I say this ………..ok ………ok ………errrrrr………

Ok ………….I’ll just come out with it

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……..Hitler’s Cock ……

I kid you not , and this track is so un - f**king - politically correct , I absolutely p*ss myself laughing every time every time I hear it – sorry – sorry – sorry :)

The following explanation is for the politically correct only – the above song is about errrrr…………

……Hitler keeping chickens …………..

……..honest………… :)


Right onwards - Channel 4 in the U.K. used to have a music program called Music Box and this introduced to me to a real rarity at the time , a black rock band called Living Colour, and of course there are two tracks by them on there , plus Hispanic metal band - Suicidal Tendencies who also make a showing with three tracks – take a well deserved bow - Psycho Miko :)

Then there is of course - Green Jelly with The Three Little Pigs , which is basically a metal p*ss take of the kids nursery rhyme and the lyrics include the line……………..

............“along came the wolf on his big bad Harley ”………………………

………saying nothing here :)


Loads of tracks by The Misfits are next , a band I don’t really like………… hate mail to the usual address ……………… please :)

Then we have the token thrash track – Seasons in the Abyss by Slayer , and at the time I remember I was at a friends wedding party , and the video for this was on the screens , but the music coming out of the speakers was Madonna - Like A Virgin !!! , so either someone had a bizarre sense of humour or the gods of chaos were at work here :)

There are loads more , but you’ll have probably all have lost interest after the first sentence - so I’ll desist :)