Now - I live in a very quiet corner of the U.K. , so you can imagine my surprise when I saw this on the local news –
Apparently , those usually - lovely and cute , grey squirrels have been terrorizing local nurses looking for nuts , and the nurses have now been advised to-
“ wear protective head gear , walk in pairs and carry umbrellas “ by the local health authority , as one of the nurses who was attacked had ……and wait for this…….. ………………………………
.........................“a reddening of the scalp” ………………WOW .. :)
Now I just wonder what would happen if we had real , f**k off - vicious animals running around in the U.K. , maybe a few lions , the odd tiger , all sprinkled with a few alligators , would the local authorities be issuing us all with AK 47’s , or telling us all to stay in the house and not go out – ever , in yet another……………………… “ back covering – exercise “
Thinking about this , I travel through the woods on the way to work every day , which have squirrels living in them and you can just see me riding along on my bike being chased by a viscous gang of squirrels - demanding nuts with menaces , for my
cheek :)
