I was riding home on my mountain bike last night , and I saw a guy in front of me and his dog was running around not on a lead , so I slowed down and shouted -
…………..“ excuse me - can I be past…………”
Which I thought was a reasonable request , so after he shouted of his dog which had just fouled the footpath , he looked around and said -
…………“ have you got a bell on your bike , as its illegal not to have one “…….
This - of course is simply not correct , so I just said -
……….“ ok mate - make a citizens arrest , and we can go to the police station to talk about my bell , and also the fact your dog is not on a lead and fouling the path “ …. …………which is illegal .
Strange how he just shut up after that :)
Come In
Keith one of my workmates , for some reason , only known to himself always knocks on my door when he comes in to work and this has been going on for years and years and years ……………….
So today - I saw him coming and waited till he went to knock on the door and suddenly opened it , and of course he then fell in to the room , nearly giving himself a heart attack in the process :)
