Thursday, 17 September 2009

Behold my eye …………..

“Art can only be art if it has no other use” …………….

…………….. according to an expert on the subject.

Now with this in mind -

There was a debate on the BBC last week, asking whether graffiti was art or just plain vandalism , and this in turn had been brought about by Bristol City Council asking its taxpayers whether or not it should remove some of it’s own graffiti , including pieces by world famous artist ??? - .Banksy .

Well - graffiti certainly conforms to the original non functionality statement at the start of this piece ……. but is it or isn’t it ……..????

I visited The Louvre in Paris a few years ago , and the crowds around the Moaning
Lisa :) , were about 100 hundred deep, leaving the rest of the wonderful –
Leonardo De Vinci’s – just sitting - without as much as a second glance !!! , which I personally found – astounding !!! .

Talking of Paris - there was also an exhibition of Monet at the Orangerie , and can I put the metaphorical knife through canvas , and say I wasn’t impressed with this at all , and was more interested in the collection of street artists - work at Sacre Coer

Now can I go even further, and break the experts rules by saying I view motorcycles as art , thus breaking the functionality clause , but I’m not alone in this as The Barbican ran an exhibition of Harley’s as art , although - this , as I’ve said in the past does not excuse Damien Hirst’s - customised Harley in which he simply just poured paint over the bike !!!

I do not like traditional art simply because the artist is famous , or modern art because it is outlandish , there has to be some substance to it all, although saying that I simply cannot get away with mundane scenes portrayed in art - as a rule .

This would be for example - portraits , and to an extent – landscapes although actual old photographs of real life and people fascinate me , but that’s a different media altogether.

I suppose you have to accept - what I call traditional art for what it is - a fictional representation via the artists eye , as unless - it’s for example a posed portrait or maybe a still life , it is simply not a true representation of reality , as the scene you are painting is constantly changing , and therefore unlike a photograph – uncapturable , but then again that’s the point of it all - and people tend to miss this .

Modern art - I always think is truly abstract and there fore – totally personal , so unless you are attuned to the artist , you miss the point and dismiss it , now I’m not endorsing any of the more outlandish themes with this statement , as there have always been those to take advantage of this and other situations , especially in this particular field of contention .


Ok back to the original questions ……….


……….Is graffiti art ? ………… you bet :)

………are motorcycles art ? ………….OH YES…… :)

………..are Monet’s best viewed from a distance? ……yes about 100 f**king miles :)

…………Is modern art rubbish ? ……………95% of it :)……………..

………..am I an idiot ? ……………..most definitely……………… :)