This is a good old northern English saying which simply means to - lock the door.
With this in mind - Ten Bob Shrinker , one of our “highly professional “managers has taken to walking round the outside of the building in all weathers to avoid a members of staff he doesn’t see eye to eye with ……….. so that’d be everyone in the place :)
So one of our guys saw him go out the top door and then “dropped the sneck” on him knowing he was coming straight back :)
Sure enough a few minutes later there was a muffled scream and a noise which sounded like the door was literally being kicked off the hinges , yes Shrinker had bounced off the door and what’s more he now had to walk through the building .
We weren’t laughing …………..honest :)
Oink Oink :)
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I’ve just discovered a new pseudo science here , and I think I’ll “imaginatively” entitle it ……………….. Your Personality from a Food List ………………
I think I’d better explain, hadn’t I ……………………..
Evil Don was wandering around at work today with the legendary sandwich list, and I noticed there was one entry on his list which read……………..
……………………………. “ small sausage “…..
Now - smutty humour apart , believe me , this definitely summed the guy up who ordered it , and I’m certainly not getting in to character assassination on here , so I’ll let you draw your own conclusions , but believe me it did fit perfectly.
Just think …..Ebeneezer Scrooge…… wooops …… did I just think that or write it :)
What I will say , is that the rest of the items on the list , including mine - were all large sausage and bacon with butter and extra sauce , so I’ll let you work out those particular personalities yourself :)
…………………Fat Pigs – maybe :)
