A floating island for ducks !!!......................and i’ll say it again because I don’t believe it …. …………
…….A FLOATING …F**KING …ISLAND FOR DUCKS …!!!......
I can just imagine the excuse that the thieving piece of scum ……………
sorry…… ….sorry …………
……honourable ( sic ) member of parliament , gave for that expenses claim ………
“ It’s the U.K’s own version of Guantanamo Bay , to keep the terrorists locked up in, when Camp X Ray is closed.
We can turn it in to a tourist attraction by having the inmates wearing duck suits, and then for an extra fee , with a souvenir copy of the official secrets act and honourary membership of MI5 included , the tourists can ……….torture the inmates…………
So for an outlay of a mere - £1,645 of taxpayers money , we can save the time and effort of secret service officers , and additionally support the local infrastructure and the tourist industry of this country with the creation of this attraction.
Thus I deserve The Queen’s Award for Industry , and not a term of imprisonment on Duck Island with the torture option included ………………… ”
Hmmmmm ……………..
Maybe I should apply for the position of a governmental spin doctor , as its no worse than some of the clap trap M.P.’s have been coming out with :)
