Whoa !!! …… what’s this about ….. I hear you all thinking …..
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I was accosted by two dusky maidens on the way home tonight ……………:)
Ok ok – so I was stroking my two black cat friends who live up the street , did you honestly think I even thinking about anything else - here :) , and yet another one appeared , so that’s three black cats !!! , and I’m just wondering what the big book of superstition says about that one :)
Round the corner lives a cat I’ve named Lugless Douglas ( lug is English slang for
ear ) and he has got part of his ear missing – hence the rhyming name , there’s Monty the streetfighter and his friend Stanley who always has a bemused expression on his face - from over the road .
Big Fat Friendly Cat and his mate- Toupee ( because it looks like he’s wearing a wig) are on the way to the shops , and of course Kitty Splodge who is from god knows where as I’ve seen him miles away on the other side of our estate .
Well It was a different slant on the old - attention grabbing - “free sex” opening line
But saying that , this could quiet easily be titled - My Neighbourhood by Cats , but there’s nothing like a bit of innocent shock value – just for a laugh :)
Jobs 4 the Boys
I’m always up for a change, so I was idly looking at a few different jobs on various websites for creative photography - today .
I stumbled across something that looked half interesting , but was highly surprised when the website loaded up as it was ………The U.S. Navy …… cue the old Village People song …….”In the Navy”………..and me running off over the horizon ……
The job looked quiet interesting with - free travel ,your own hammock and a life on the ocean wave :) , well that was right up until I came across the words ….
…………..c o m b a t c a m e r a m a n………………. that is :).
So that’d be me trying to film some one with a big gun , who is doing their utmost to try and……………. “ kill the imperialist Yankee pigs……… “*
( * taken from the international revolutionary handbook )
I don’t think me shouting…………… “hang on I’m English” …………….
…..whilst stood in front of a massive Stars and Stripes , certainly wouldn’t cut any ice – either :)
