Keith one of my workmates is currently on holiday , so it was a bit of a surprise the other day when the phone rang , and it was him.
Now I’ve mentioned Keith’s antics on here several times , so I think you probably can guess the type of thing what’s coming here …………
It turns out - Keith had locked himself in his car due to a flat battery , and was using his mobile ( cell ) phone to contact us.
We really , really tried our best not to burst out laughing – honestly , but couldn’t help it , as did everybody else in the “rescue party” that turned up at his house , armed to the teeth with - crowbars , hammers , cutting equipment and of course a 12mp cameras to record the operation for posterity :)
The best part of it was - batteries can sometimes regain their charge after a while , so before we commenced - Operation Car Destruction , the central locking button was pressed once more , just to make sure, and guess what …………….…….the doors opened …………:)
Now as with all Keith’s - goings on , I’m saying absolutely nothing here , as the title sums it all up :)
Five Second Politico
Taking up from yesterdays comments - our authorities ( Bank of England ) are solely injecting , yet even more money in to the privately owned U.K. financial system , and wait for this ………
“They hope the banks will start loaning again” …….
Hang on a minute ………….HOPE ………
..........what do they mean …………… HOPE …..!!! ……………
.......have our authorities suddenly become powerless little schoolchildren – here - or am I missing something - yet again :)
How about they actually make it a condition of the cash injections , that the banks start loaning again , ironically - to the very people who bailed them out - no arguments !!!
