Tuesday, 17 March 2009

I Stand Korrected

We were talking about live music today , and were corrected on some of the more technical terminology , we were using , by one of our …..errrrrr…..more …errrrr……senior members of staff ………………….

Now , according to our resident Rip Van Winkle –

“a gig is a horse drawn carriage” , and…………………….

“ a band is something that is made of rubber , is elastic and used to secure things together………………”

I was then quiet reliably informed that , the correct terminology we should be using is – concert and group - respectively .

Well this of course this tripped us all off………………………..

………….. as the next part of the conversation included ……………………

………..soiree’s , appassionato’s , tertian harmony’s , orchestration , lute’s , conductors, concerto’s and quartet’s ……………..

……………to name but a few :) , and I quote…………


……………….. “a total lack of respect for our elders and betters” …………….


……………….. the words – kitchen and heat - spring to my own mind :)