Eddie Ball’s ……now there’s a name and a half :)
I just wonder what kind of person that particular name summons up to you all ..
…….a tough man who lives up to his name ………maybe ..????
……..well you decide…………
Eddie or Ed as he likes to be known , is actually a U.K. Government Minister , and was on television justifying the recent upping of the terrorist threat level at the weekend in the U.K.
He was saying - those very naughty …..Terr ’…..
……….sorry …Insurge’......
……no sorry …..Freed ’… Fig ’ :)
anyway :) ………. were now using little green Martians as suicide bombers , and this radical act was of course , totally and utterly unheard of in the history of the universe , and hence the slightly crimson alert :)
……… no………… no……… hang on ….
……….errrrr …..sorry ……its not Martians …..at all …..is it……….
…..it’s …Terminators …..errrrrr……no …wrong again ….sorry……
….sorry ………its women ……….…how stupid of me ………..:)
No - on second thoughts - it simply can’t be women , as even I have heard of female suicide bombers , but shape shifting - extraterrestrials - or time travelling killer robots , well that’s yet another kettle of fish .
This “ very serious development” of course - demands an in depth - further investigation from Eddie’s newly set up - Fiction Department of the Government , or alternatively - he could simply just go on television and say the first thing that comes in to his head :)
Hmmmmm - maybe his middle name is …. Load of……..
Eddie …Load of….. ..Ball’s…
…….definitely a man after his own name ……:)
( load of balls means - load of rubbish )
