Friday, 8 January 2010

Assault and Battery

Now - after the Xmas holidays , we have had a few batteries of our vehicles go flat due to the cold weather , and of course them not being used for a while.

One of our work colleagues – Tom - was one of them .

So after what seemed like hours and hours of aimless searching , Tom couldn’t even find the battery on the vehicle to recharge it , so he eventually came in and asked for help.

We told him the battery was under the seat - so he then said …………..

……………..“ should I go and try to see if it will start – now “ …………

…………as if just locating the battery - miraculously charges it up……………….

There’s really no helping some people – is there :)




……..never mind your television set……
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There’s been a bit of a wind up campaign in our office , of which I played no part in – surprisingly , over re locating a printer in to the office of one of our workmates - Steve

Steve does not want it in his office , and he has threatened to throw it out of the window if it materialises…i kid you not ……

The printer is now sat in his office after the Xmas holidays , and I caught one of our senior staff and said….. ………….

………“I’d get that printer removed , before Steve comes back , as there is absolutely no work orientated reason for putting the printer in the office, and its been put there to merely - antagonise ” …………


But got the impression he was part of the wind up himself … !!!


Now - I’m always up for a bit of a laugh and a wind up as you all know , but tend to always steer away from people like Steve, who do normally not participate in the jolly japes , and are consequently not “fair game “ because of that .

So instead of him coming in on Monday and doing a Keith Moon impression :), I have removed the printer myself , as this one really isn’t really worth the trouble it will cause – believe me .

There is our course the fact - knowing my luck I’ll be walking under the window as the printer flies out of it....................