Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Say What !!!!

I’m currently being schooled in the ancient and precise art of – saying the first thing that comes in to your head - by of all people - a first degree master of the craft – self certified of course :).

This is unlike the cat from my part of the world that is a certified hypnotist with not one , but three qualifications to prove it – I kid you not :)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8303126.stm


Think I’d better explain.-

A local journalist , recently proved that it was possible for anyone , including his own cat called George , to become a qualified hypnotherapist , and the television article was interspersed with another “qualified”…………pervert……

………..sorry……sorry……..……..errrr………….hypnotherapist ……

Who said his own form of treatment can increase women’s breast size !!!

………….saying nothing here ……well ok …..errrr…..maybe ………

………………..look in to my eyes…………………. :)



Who’s the stupidest of us all…. again ……


I was talking about extremism in the U.K. yesterday on here and guess what should rear up its ugly head , but The B.N.P.

The B.N.P - who are a hard right – political party , have being using Second World War imagery - specifically - that most English of English machine - a Spitfire fighter plane on an anti immigration poster , and several of our retired generals have been complaining about this .

Thus - The B.N.P have countered by saying - the generals recent actions in Iraq , should be put on trial - Nuremburg style !!!

Ok - lets get things clear - The Second World War was a fight against Fascism , which for all intents and purposes the B.N.P represent , so they are being extremely stupid or extremely clever using this imagery - I suspect the latter - unlike our military friends who should have pointed out the ignorance of using those images , and of course the Nuremburg retort , and just left it at that.

The best part of it though, is the Spitfire , has now been identified by experts through its R.A.F numbers as being part of a …………

………………….and wait for this ………………

……………………….Polish Squadron….:)

So not an Englishman in sight , on an anti immigration poster ……………………..

………..ignorance is indeed – bliss :)


Just to finish - a final word on the debate as to whether to let Nick Griffin- leader of The B.N.P. on the B.B.C.political debate program – Question Time.

Yes do it - but make sure his shoes aren’t bulletproof *…………

(* Refers to “ shooting yourself in the foot “ which means “to make a mistake”, for my non U.K. friends out there )