Friday, 24 April 2009

................surfin' Camp X Ray ..................

Dick and Con’ - now there’s a marriage made in heaven , and it seems this particular pair of “charmers “ have been caught - officially sanctioning the torture of illegally held prisoners in Guantanamo Bay since 2002…….tsk……..tsk .......tsk…….

…But hey ….it seems “multi talented” - Ms Rice has got degree…….WOW …..
………and can…….…………..GASP …………… play the piano !!! ……………

So I’ll have to instantly let her off with all these heinous crimes against humanity , and as for Mr Cheney ……well, that’s a much more difficult case , as it seems he has unfortunately , got no redeeming features - what so ever , so I’ll have to think about this particular one.

No just joking ……………….

You probably all know by now that I’m a great believer of subjecting these type of people to their own style of “justice “ and we all know what that means ………

……………..better break out those water boards ……….. for a little surfin’ :)



Dear Sir :)
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I saw a program on T.V. last week in which a wildlife photographer tried to catch a whole load of different type of animals on film, and it detailed the lengths he went to do it.

This included - using a crane and hoist to photograph squirrels , and creeping around wearing a sheep suit infused with the “marvellous scent” of deer urine – YUK !!!, for pictures of the deer.

Now this is all a tiny bit elaborate in anybody’s book , and I’m sure he’s not playing to the cameras – oh no :) , so my suggestion to him is to cut the theatricals and maybe ………………….just get out of bed early :)

On the other hand , my problem as you all know is not lack of wildlife, but an inability to safely carry my SLR on my mountain bike , and after this mornings incident of deer literally running alongside me , I’m now seriously thinking of riding to work tomorrow with my camera slung around my neck.

I’ll just have to ride very, very , very slowly - though , to avoid using it as a hard and very expensive - cushion if I fall off :)