( *with apologies to Fatboy Slim)
Well I was “gangsta’ rapped “ at the weekend or at least the crap - white English approximation of it :)
I was driving back from the Harley shop on Saturday in my car when I was overtaken on a roundabout ( circular intersection) by a car full of white , spotty faced - track suited and Burberry hat wearing - Chavas in a 1.1 Citoen Saxo , with the obligatory loud exhaust and pseudo rap music blasting out .
Now instead of accelerating away they just slowed down to 45mph in the outside lane, and continued to do this on the next roundabout and the next…………..
I think their original plan was to drive along in the outside lane and then speed away when someone tried to undertake them , so- surprisingly for me - I just drove along ignoring them , but Nissan Navara man - behind me took exception to this and went to undertake them., and fortunately the big Nissan SUV had the edge on the speed , and he narrowly made it without causing a major accident .
It was about then , I spotted a big white Peugeot saloon car closing rapidly in the outside lane , now if da’ rapperz had really good eyesight they may have spotted the four grim looking , white shirted occupants , maybe the myriad of extra aerials or even the concealed blue lights under the grille , and desist in their stupidity , but obviously not .
The Peugeot then pulled in fairly close behind the Citroen , and despite all the signs - the penny obviously still hadn’t dropped , as the car load of monkey boys were all looking back towards it in anticipation of yet another “customer” , unfortunately this new “ customer” had - blue lights , sirens , official looking hats , fluorescent jackets and the powers of arrest :)
When this fact did eventually dawn on the brains of Britain , the look of absolute and utter shock on the little darlings , spotty faces was a picture , as they raced around the inside of the car trying to hide their air pistols and cans of glue - swerving all over the road as they did so , and probably adding - dangerous driving to their now lengthening list of offences :)
I did….. “ Westside “ …..them - as I drove past …. only seems fair …. doesn’t it :)
