Now I must confess - one of the very , very few T.V. shows I regularly watch , other than the bikers soap opera - Sons of Anarchy ( yes really ) , is the U.K. edition of
The Apprentice.
This is simply because Sralan’s ( who is actually called Sir Alan Sugar , but all the candidates pronounce it so fast it comes out as Sralan as opposed to Sir Alan ) antics really , really crack me up , and if I ever got on that show , I’d be sitting laughing my head off all the flippin’ time…………………………..
Sralan ……………“…you lost me money …….. you did… ”………
Me………………HA HA HA HA HA ………………………..
Sralan …………“…your incompetent…….. you are… “………………
Me…………….HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA …………
Sralan……….. “…why shouldn’t I fire you ….then …….???………”
Me ……. HA HA HA HA HA HA…………… JUST DO IT …….…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA …………………HAHAHA…………….etc etc etc ….
Saying that , there was someone from my own part of the country on the show , and I’m not sure if it’s regional stereotyping , but I can see an awful lot of him in me …. except the loud mouth bit …. ……………honest :)
Yet another candidate , I’ve aptly entitled – Suk a lemon , called him a “dickhead” a while ago and then got him the boot a few weeks ago , so I’m definitely saying absolutely – nothing here :)
I’m just wondering if he regrets going on that show , as I’ve seen loads of total strangers go up to this guy in the street and shout right in to his face …………
…………………….….. “YOUR FIRED”…………. ………………………..
……………..which I’d be sick of after the third person , never mind the 3000th :)
