I don’t normally allow commercial advertisements on here , but I’ll make an exception as this lot seemed a little ….errr……..desperate :)
Closing Down Sale
Prime real estate, located in a wonderful , sun drenched location , with marvellous panoramic - 360 degree views and sunny outlook - both front and rear to a filthy , stinking - Commie island ………. and no - its not the U.K either :)
This absolute , bargain of a lifetime comes with free –
Barbed wire , solitary confinement cells , kangaroo courtroom, silly orange suits and a fully equipped waterboarding facility , tax payer financed - medical facilities , but no legal or human rights - whatsoever - are allowed on the property.
Various items including - prayer mats , copies of The Koran , and blood stained …..errr …interrogation implements ,are all subject to negotiation .
Serious enquires only to-
George .W .Bush , Donald Rumsfeld , Dick Cheney, The Department of Defense , The House Committee on Armed Services , General Bantz J. Craddock, Major- General Geoffrey Miller, Brigadier-General Rick Baccus,
Major-General Jay W. Hood .
c/o - The International Criminal Court * , The Hague , The Netherlands.
* Specializing in war crime trials , and are currently running a special nine for one - Xmas deal - bargain :)
Actually – no - I’ve got an even better idea , which will save the taxpayer a fortune -
Why not throw Wubble U and his mates straight in to Guantanamo Bay .
You could give them the same conditions and “rights” as the former detainees , get our Cuban brothers to provide personnel for on site security / interrogation – probably for free , and then use Robert Mugabe’s “justice” system to try them , with Iraqi judges presiding…
……………a truly international affair :)
